Greetings, Temporal Traveler.

(or just a fan who knows you have great taste)

Let’s just say he’s started a "spiritual movement." Don't join the cult. Or do. The outfits are actually quite breezy.

The soundtrack is a 10/10, but the civil rights tensions and Cold War paranoia are at an all-time high.

The file is being prepared via briefcase-jump. Please keep your hands and feet inside the timeline at all times.

Three silent, milk-drinking assassins are likely on your tail. If you see a vacuum cleaner salesman who looks too intense, run .