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The sun poured through the kitchen window, glinting off the polished—and incredibly sharp—edge of an open steak knife drawer. Tom, a father whose reflexes were currently dampened by a severe lack of sleep, watched in slow-motion horror as his infant son, Billy, speed-crawled toward it with the velocity of a getaway car.

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Billy didn't cry. He simply pivoted. With a giggle that sounded suspiciously like a challenge, he bolted toward the laundry room. Tom barely had time to stand up before he heard the distinct clink of the washing machine door opening. "Billy, out of the dryer! That is not a spaceship!" The sun poured through the kitchen window, glinting

"No, no, no!" Tom scrambled across the linoleum, sliding like a baseball player into home base. He slammed the drawer shut just as Billy’s tiny fingers reached for a blade. In his mind, the world was a giant

Tom yanked the boy out, only to realize the house had gone silent. A silent baby is a dangerous baby. He spun around. The glass cleaner was missing from under the sink. He found Billy in the living room, holding the blue spray bottle like a vintage champagne, ready to take a celebratory swig.

By 5:00 PM, Tom was slumped against the refrigerator, sweat-soaked and panting. He had survived. The house was a disaster, but the baby was breathing.