Let’s be honest: I’m never going to finish that "Spring Cleaning 2022" list. By wrapping the casket in my half-baked plans and "maybe someday" notes, I’m officially declaring those tasks not my problem anymore. It’s the ultimate form of closure. The Bottom Line
There’s a trend floating around social media right now that perfectly captures my energy: when i die my casket better be saran wrapped in...
If you know me, you know my soul is 40% cilantro and lime. I want my final vessel covered in five-star reviews for the hole-in-the-wall spots that kept me going. It’s practical, really—if anyone at the funeral gets hungry later, they just have to read my casket for a recommendation. 5. My Unfinished "To-Do" Lists Let’s be honest: I’m never going to finish
I want the world to see the evidence of my financial crimes—specifically the $7 lattes and the "just one thing" Target runs that ended in a $200 bill. Saran wrap my casket in those long CVS receipts; they’re basically structural support at that point. It’s a testament to a life lived one impulsive purchase at a time. 3. Polaroid Photos (The Blurry Ones) The Bottom Line There’s a trend floating around
At the end of the day, funerals are for the living, but the style is for the soul. Whether it’s Saran-wrapped in movie posters, vintage maps, or just a really high-quality glitter, make sure your final exit reflects the messy, beautiful, specific life you actually lived.