, convinced he is the reincarnation of Alexander the Great, attempts to "conquer" the neighborhood. He successfully annexes the Goldman’s backyard but is quickly defeated when he realizes he can’t cross the "Rubicon" (the sidewalk) because it’s nap time.
spends the entire episode at a local coffee shop wearing a turtleneck, pretentiously reading The Odyssey in the original Greek, despite the fact that he’s actually holding a menu from a diner called "The Gyro King." Watch www xrysoi se Family Guy S09E12
starts a business selling "Authentic Olympian Sweat" in Gatorade bottles, which is actually just hose water and hair grease. He tries to challenge a statue of Zeus to a wrestling match and loses when he trips over his own toga, accidentally destroying Joe’s lawn. , convinced he is the reincarnation of Alexander
In a desperate attempt to win Quahog’s "Most Traditional Family" award (and the $500 gift card to The Clam that comes with it), Peter decides the Griffins need to reconnect with their "old world" roots. After a botched DNA test suggests they are 1/16th Greek, Peter forces the family to move into a giant wooden horse in the front yard. The "Xrysoi" (Golden) lifestyle quickly goes south: He tries to challenge a statue of Zeus
As they sit in the rubble, Peter sighs, "Well, at least we still have our heritage.""Peter," Brian says, "the DNA test was actually for a Golden Retriever named 'Goldie' down the street.""Oh," Peter replies. "Well, that explains why I've had the sudden urge to bite the mailman."
Cut to Peter chasing the mail truck down the street while wearing a laurel wreath.
tries to organize a traditional Greek feast, but Peter replaces the lamb with a giant pile of Spanakopita he found in a dumpster behind a frozen food factory.
