Alan Harper hovered behind him, clutching a bowl of low-fat popcorn. "You’re doing it wrong, Walden. You’re hovering over the button. You have to commit to the click."
"Well, the game is blacked out," Alan chirped, far too happy for someone living in another man’s house for free. "But look on the bright side! I found something better. It’s a classic." Watch Two And a Half Men S09E06
"I just want to watch the game, Alan," Walden sighed, his tall frame slumped on the sofa that used to belong to a very different, much more cynical man. Alan Harper hovered behind him, clutching a bowl
"It’s the one where I navigate the complex emotional landscape of a secondary relationship while staying in your guest house!" Alan corrected. You have to commit to the click
The episode reached its peak when Alan’s attempt to be a "cool guy" resulted in him getting stuck—physically and metaphorically—in a situation he couldn't charm his way out of. Walden started laughing, a genuine, house-shaking sound.
Walden looked at the screen. The title read: “The Trapped Mouth Wash.”