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Charlie didn’t take his eyes off the screen. Relax, Alan. Jake is fine. He’s probably ordered a pizza and is currently teaching your laptop how to digest cheese. Besides, I can't leave yet. Why not? Alan asked, sounding genuinely exhausted.

Just then, Berta walked into the bar, wearing her usual grim expression and carrying a heavy industrial-sized mop. Berta? Alan asked, bewildered. What are you doing here? Watch Two And a Half Men S05E04

Alan rubbed his temples, feeling a familiar tension headache brewing behind his eyes. Charlie, we are not characters in a sitcom. We are real people. Now let’s go home before Jake burns the kitchen down trying to microwave a turkey. Charlie didn’t take his eyes off the screen

Alan checked his watch for the third time in two minutes. Charlie, we really should get back. Jake is alone at the house, and you know he has that history project due tomorrow. He’s probably ordered a pizza and is currently