The Office - Fun Run... Apr 2026

Avoid all water to honor those with "irrational hatred of water" (rabies victims). Attire: Wear the official "Race for the Cure" blue t-shirt.

Ensure there is a nurse or "Rabies Doctor" present to accept the funds. The Office - Fun Run...

Apply Band-Aids or lubrication to prevent the "Andy Bernard" effect—bloody, chafed nipples. Pacing: Start fast, run fast in the middle, and end fast. Official Logistics Distance: It is a 5K (exactly 3.1 miles). Avoid all water to honor those with "irrational

Feel the pasta "sitting in your stomach like a rock" to prove your commitment. The Risk: Extreme nausea and potential roadside vomiting. 🏃 Race Day Preparation chafed nipples. Pacing: Start fast