[s5e11] The One With All The Resolutions -

: Gambles $50 that he can go a full week without making fun of his friends. Rachel : Resolves to stop gossiping.

: Resolves to learn to play the guitar so he can add a real skill to his resume. Phoebe : Resolves to learn how to pilot a commercial jet.

: Phoebe attempts to teach Joey guitar but refuses to let him actually touch or hold a guitar, insisting he learn "unorthodox" chord names like "The Bear Claw" and "The Old Lady". Joey eventually seeks out a professional teacher behind her back.

: Resolves to do one new thing every day. This leads him to buy tight leather pants for a date with a woman named Elizabeth Hornswoggle.