“No, Barney. She’s a scientist. Her name is Dr. Aurora Borealis. Seriously.”
“I don’t want to be a mystery, Barney,” Ted sighs. “I just want to meet someone who likes The Divine Comedy as much as I do.” [S3E5] How I Met Everyone Else
“And thus,” Future Ted’s voice interjects, “The Nickel of Destiny was back in the wild. But that wasn’t the only person we met that night.” “No, Barney
“Excuse me,” Ted says, his best 'Architecture Professor' voice ready. “Is that the 1924 edition or the 1928 reprint?” Aurora Borealis
“Boring!” Barney shouts. “Look at that guy by the jukebox.”
“Don’t ask,” she says, sliding into the booth. “The dog didn't play the kazoo. He just used it as a chew toy while I was holding it. But on the way here, I met the most interesting woman. She’s an expert in Canadian geophysics.” “Is she a mountie?” Barney asks, hopeful.