Watch this breakdown of the episode's complex character dynamics and the chaotic hot tub finale:

: [To God] "I watch one donkey sex show and you make me pay for it the rest of my life !" Charlie : "Always a bridesmaid, never a burro."

: Alan is depressed because Kandi has moved out and is staying with his ex-wife, Judith.

" Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro " is the 20th episode of the third season of , which originally aired on April 24, 2006. The title is a play on the proverb "always a bridesmaid, never a bride," referencing an off-color joke in the episode about a donkey show in Tijuana. Episode Summary