[s2e4] Principal's Office ❲100% TOP-RATED❳

"Okay, look," Ava started, not looking up. "I’m rebranding the school's image. 'Abbott Elementary' is too... academic. It sounds like a place where people learn things. I need something with more zip . Something that says 'I might be a student here, but I’m also a burgeoning influencer.'"

"Relax, Gregory," Janine chirped, her optimism radiating like a space heater in a drafty room. "I’m sure she just wants to discuss the logistics of the garden expansion. Or maybe she finally wants to talk about the ergonomic chairs I requested." [S2E4] Principal's Office

Janine leaned forward, trying to find a silver lining. "Well, rebranding could be a way to increase community engagement! Maybe we could call it 'The Abbott Achievement Center'?" "Okay, look," Ava started, not looking up

The heavy oak door swung open, and Ava poked her head out, her sunglasses perched precariously on her forehead. "Enter, my subjects. And Janine, if those papers aren't coupons for a bottomless brunch, you can leave them at the door." academic

"Ava, we are a public school," Gregory said, his voice dropping an octave in disbelief. "We don't need 'zip.' We need functional plumbing in the second-floor girls' bathroom."

They stepped into the office, which smelled faintly of expensive perfume and unauthorized scented candles. Ava sat behind her desk, looking unusually focused on a bedazzled tablet.