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Kyle Broflovski (who joins to ensure 30% of profits go toward a "state-of-the-art" orphanage) Talent Scouts: Craig Tucker and Clyde Donovan Webmaster: Butters Stotch Key Plot Points

To avoid paying his "players," Cartman visits the University of Colorado to learn how they refuse to pay athletes. He dresses as a 19th-century plantation owner, referring to the athletes as "slaves" to highlight the absurdity of the "student-athlete" designation. [S15E5] Crack Baby Athletic Association

The episode begins with a parody of the somber animal cruelty commercials featuring her song "Angel". Kyle Broflovski (who joins to ensure 30% of

The "EA Sports" segment mocks the repetitive nature of sports video games and the corporate greed associated with licensing. The "EA Sports" segment mocks the repetitive nature

Cartman negotiates a $100,000 deal with EA Sports to create a video game based on the CBAA.

Eric Cartman founds the , a "charity" that films crack-addicted infants fighting over a ball of crack for entertainment. CEO: Eric Cartman

A recurring subplot involves the boys trying to book the musician Slash for a halftime show, only to discover that Slash is actually a mythical, Santa-like figure (Vunter Slaush) who is "everywhere at once" but doesn't actually exist as one person.