The installer was suspiciously small—just 40MB. When he launched it, there was no title screen, just a grainy window showing a hyper-realistic kitchen. A single objective appeared in the corner: Prepare a Meal for the Guest.
The link had been pinned to the top of the "Unreleased & Obscure" forum for only six minutes:
The game window updated: Cooking time: 00:00. Don't keep him waiting.