Never Ever Getting Rid Of Me -

Reviewers often cite this number as the show's biggest "applause-getter". Critics from HowlRound Theatre Commons note that Fitzgerald’s comedic timing often encourages audiences to disregard the "disturbing" nature of Ogie’s refusal to leave, transforming a potentially cringeworthy moment into a triumph of "misguided charm".

Ogie’s lyrics are relentlessly stubborn. Lines like "I'm not going... I'm probably waiting outside" walk a fine line between devoted and "stalkery," but the delivery keeps it firmly in the realm of quirky charm. Never Ever Getting Rid of Me

Ultimately, the song serves as a reminder that love doesn't always look like a grand ballad—sometimes, it’s a high-energy promise that someone is simply never going away. Reviewers often cite this number as the show's