Mrkomir.prvi.e07.1080p.hdtv.x264.[exyusubs]

As the sun set, Mrkomir sat on his throne, looking at his reflection in a polished shield. It wasn't 1080p, and it certainly wasn't x264, but it was enough.

Slavomir sighed, holding a parchment that looked suspiciously like a bitrate log. "My Lord, the clarity is frightening. Every stain on your tunic from last night’s feast is visible in high definition. The peasants are saying they can see your pores." Mrkomir.Prvi.E07.1080p.HDTV.x264.[ExYuSubs]

He had just been told that his glorious image was being distributed across the Adriatic. Not through tapestries or stone carvings, but through a strange, sorcerous medium known as "1080p HDTV." As the sun set, Mrkomir sat on his