: Instead of attacking, they stood frozen in confusion as the Doge performed a "sploot" in the middle of the hallway.

The story ends not with the castle collapsing, but with it being rebranded. The "Lost Castle" was lost no more—it became the , where the walls are lined with "Much Wow" tapestries and the fountain flows with endless chicken broth. 94" patch notes that changed the castle?

: Prepared to crush the intruder, the massive beast stopped mid-swing when the Doge offered a single, slightly slobbery tennis ball found in a breakable crate.