Leana Si Costel - — Mafia

(Whispering loudly) Leano! Be quiet, woman! Don't you see I'm on a secret mission? I’m the Don of the village now. I’ve joined the Mafia!

Protection from what? From your own shadow? The only thing people need protection from is the smell of your socks after a day in the field! LEANA SI COSTEL - MAFIA

are the iconic protagonists of the Romanian comedy show Vacanța Mare , known for their rural, satirical, and often absurd humor. While "Mafia" isn't a specific standalone title, it refers to one of their classic sketches where the duo gets tangled in "underworld" dealings or mimics gangster tropes with a hilarious local twist. (Whispering loudly) Leano

A dusty porch. Costel is wearing a dirty tank top and a mismatched hat. Leana is holding a wooden spoon like a weapon. I’m the Don of the village now