Jenny Simons < 100% EASY >
"You know why you're here, Jenny," Wendy squeaked, not looking up. "The list. You had a hand in it".
Halfway home, she saw a figure sitting on a curb near a construction site. It was Butters Stotch, staring at a hole in the sidewalk where a yellow ribbon had been tied. "Hey, Butters," Jenny said, stopping.
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"Come on," Jenny said, offering a hand. "There's a path around the back of the library. It's longer, but there aren't any lists or abysses."
Jenny looked at the small crack in the concrete—hardly an abyss—and then back at the school they had just left. She realized then that everyone in South Park was stuck in their own version of a broken sidewalk, whether it was a social list, a literal hole, or the crushing weight of middle school politics. "You know why you're here, Jenny," Wendy squeaked,
Jenny sighed. "The List" had become the town’s latest obsession—a ranking of every boy in class from most to least attractive. She had been part of the committee, sitting in the back of the room with Bebe and Lola, nodding along as they debated the merits of various fourth-graders. At the time, it felt like a game. Now, seeing Kyle Broflovski standing near the lockers, looking like he’d just been told his favorite video game was canceled, the "game" felt a lot heavier.
"Oh, hello there, Jenny," Butters replied, his voice small. "The sidewalk's all broken up. I can't get home this way, or I'll fall into the abyss." Halfway home, she saw a figure sitting on
As school let out, the mountain air turned biting. Jenny began the walk home, passing the local cemetery where the "Goth Kids" sat, drinking coffee and smoking, complaining about the inherent "pain" of existence. Normally, she ignored them, but today their nihilism felt almost refreshing compared to the petty drama of the popularity polls.
