Itsgonnahurt.com - Aiden From Boston.mp4 Apr 2026

Aiden wasn’t a "stuntman" in the professional sense. He was twenty-two, worked a dead-end job at a pier, and possessed a terrifying lack of a self-preservation instinct. He leaned into the lens, his thick Boston accent cutting through the silence of the room.

"Yo, it’s Aiden from Boston. You guys voted for the 'Slapshot Roulette.' So, here we go." ItsGonnaHurt.com - Aiden From Boston.mp4

The setup was simple and insane. He’d rigged a heavy-duty pitching machine normally used for baseballs, but he’d modified the feeder to hold taped-up hockey pucks. He was standing twenty feet away, wearing nothing but a vintage Bruins jersey, cargo shorts, and a pair of plastic safety goggles he’d found in his dad's garage. Aiden wasn’t a "stuntman" in the professional sense

He pulled his face into view. His jaw was swelling fast, and he couldn't quite open his left eye, but he held up a shaky thumbs-up. "Yo, it’s Aiden from Boston