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He looked up to see a dozen women standing in a semi-circle. There was an elf with a bow twice her height, a knight in heavy plate armor who looked like she could bench-press a horse, and a mage whose hat was dripping with actual starlight.

"First order of business," Arthur said, his inner gamer taking over as he swiped through the floating inventory menu. "We’re not fighting anyone on an empty stomach. Knight, find the mess hall. Mage, can you conjure a spreadsheet? We’re going to optimize these quest rotations and get this guild back in the black." File: Master.of.the.Harem.Guild.zip ...

"Uh, hi," Arthur said, clutching the invisible 'UI' that now floated in his peripheral vision. "I'm looking for the guild master?" He looked up to see a dozen women standing in a semi-circle

The knight stepped forward, her armor clanking. "You are the Master, Arthur. You downloaded the Guild Rights. Our fortress is under siege by the Gloom-King’s legions, and our treasury is down to its last copper. We need a strategist." "We’re not fighting anyone on an empty stomach