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A single .exe appeared, titled simply UltraSmooth.exe . No readme, no instructions. With the desperation of a man who just wanted to play a clean 90-minute match, Leo ran it. His screen went black. His heart sank. Great, I just bricked it, he thought. Download Fix Lag Pes 2017 rar
The .rar file hadn't just fixed the lag. It had optimized the game by using his own life as the textures. It was only 12MB
But as the clock hit the 80th minute, Leo noticed something. The player names in the HUD weren't right. Instead of 'Messi,' the cursor read 'Leo.' Instead of 'Piqué,' it read 'Dad.' titled simply UltraSmooth.exe . No readme