Booty ✦ Real

: "I have an extra burrito with your name on it... come over?"

If you're reaching out to someone special, try these variations on the classic "you up?": : "I have an extra burrito with your name on it

"I might be a handful, but so is this asset." Flirty "Booty Call" Messages Bad news: you're not here yet

For more inspiration, you can browse through collections of Booty Quotes on Pinterest or check out funny butt puns on PeachyPuns . This Booty Call Text Message Works EVERY TIME no beauty. No squat

: "Great news: my roommate is out for the night! Bad news: you're not here yet." The Casual Invite : "You, me, and a bottle of wine tonight?" Punny & Funny One-Liners For a laugh or a "cheeky" comment: "You've got a booty-full smile." "Rearly ever bored." "Kiss my assets." "Shake off the stress—booty style." Fitness & Gym Motivation To celebrate those glute gains: "No sweat, no beauty. No squat, no booty." "Glutes on fire, heart on ice." "Booty gains and protein shakes." "Squat, sweat, repeat."

: "Thinking about our next date has got me all excited... want to move it up to tonight?"