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"Commander," his second-in-command whispered, "we have all the money and gems in the universe. What do we do now?"

But Zorp wanted . He built the "Super-Magnet ATM," a device that beamed every stray penny and forgotten nickel on Earth directly into his vault. The gold reserves of Fort Knox were teleported into his basement to be used as doorstops. ALIENS WANT MONEY TYCOON INFINITE MONEY AND GEMS

The scheme was simple. He sold "Intergalactic Pet Rocks" (just glowing moon pebbles) and charged $1,000 for a five-minute ride in a zero-gravity chair. The humans loved it. Within an hour, Zorp had enough cash to buy a small island. Within a day, he bought Google. The gold reserves of Fort Knox were teleported

Zorp sighed, tossed a handful of flawless diamonds at a passing pigeon, and said, "Now? Now we open a ." The humans loved it

He realized that vaporizing Earth was bad for business. Instead, he landed his saucer in the middle of Times Square, opened the hatch, and put up a neon sign:

Zorp was the worst invasion commander in the Andromeda Galaxy. While other aliens brought death rays, Zorp brought a .

Then came the . Zorp didn't care for Earth diamonds; they were too small. He used a tractor beam to pull a literal asteroid made of solid emerald into low Earth orbit. He began "mining" it by simply shaking it until giant green rocks rained down into his backyard.