6.5 / 10 Actioncome... Direct

The scene opened with Miller "Action-Comedying" his way through a warehouse. He didn't do a tactical slide; he tripped over a crate of knock-off sneakers, accidentally headbutting a henchman in the process.

Miller cornered him on the roof. The wind whipped his hair—not in a majestic way, but in a way that revealed his receding hairline. 6.5 / 10 ActionCome...

The screen cut to black just as an upbeat pop-rock song from 2014 started playing. The audience walked out feeling neither changed nor disappointed. They had been entertained exactly as much as they expected to be. The scene opened with Miller "Action-Comedying" his way

As the "Produce Piece" reached its climax, the stakes were appropriately medium. The villain wasn't trying to destroy the world; he was just trying to divert a shipment of high-end espresso machines to the black market. The wind whipped his hair—not in a majestic

"It’s over, Vane!" Miller shouted over the sound of a helicopter that was clearly CGI. "Give up the beans!" The villain laughed. "You're a mediocre cop, Miller!"